Canada I'm On My Way

I wrote this earlier this year, so sorry to have no obligatory verse about bridge funding or wide stances. Maybe there is a re-write in the future. I did not check earlier posts to see if this made it in to one of those Schiddy nation, so I apologize if I have put this out on this thing comprised of tubes and wires before.
"Give me a 'C'....a bouncy 'C'....

Canada I'm On My Way
(Sing to the tune of “I’m Proud to Be an American.” Inspired by Mn. House of Reps and T. Paw)

And I'm proud to be an American,
Where at least I know I'm free,
And I won't forget men who fought for me,
As long as they are not in poverty,

And I'll proudly STAND UP next to you,
If you keep my taxes down,
Cause there aint no doubt about it,
Headin' for Canada-I'm leavin' town.

From the Stadiums at the U of M
To tax breaks for the wealthy,
Gov. Pawlenty's no new taxes pledge,
Sounds a lot like hypocrisy,

And I'll proudly STAND UP next you,
At the Greyhound station here today,
They called my bus, I'm headin' north,
Canada I'm on my way, eh.

So now our MN. Care,
Has become oxymoronic,
I think Republican's with insurance,
Should get prescribed a high colonic,

And I'll probably THROW UP next you,
In a public toilet stall,
Cause you can't afford a doctor,
And I can't stomach our State's fall.

Canada I'm on my way, eh.